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Watch Ted Season 1

  • Just Say Yes Part 1

    Episode 1 - 21 Mins
    After Ted's latest stunt, Matty makes Ted go to school with John. Before even entering the building, Ted decides to get himself expelled.

  • Just Say Yes Part 2

    Episode 2 - 28 Mins
    After buying drugs in an attempt to get Ted expelled, John and Ted discover their love of drugs. Getting kicked out of school, however, proves to be harder than expected.

  • My Two Dads

    Episode 3 - 37 Mins
    Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy with one condition.

  • Ejectile Dysfunction

    Episode 4 - 35 Mins
    Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first porno. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

  • Subways, Bicycles, And Automobiles

    Episode 5 - 35 Mins
    Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer up John by finding him a new friend.

  • Desperately Seeking Susan

    Episode 6 - 32 Mins
    Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

  • Loud Night

    Episode 7 - 41 Mins
    Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

  • He's Gotta Have It

    Episode 8 - 40 Mins
    In the season finale, as the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

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